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Friday, 24 July 2009

  • Grown up...not.

    I saw an envelope addressed to me...quite correctly saying Lily-Bea Jenkins...on the counter. It stared at me declaring it's function to be a request for money. Soooo...I let it beg for attention an hour or so and then opened it. It was a bill from me dentist. I betook myself to the office with my checkbook, sat at grandma's desk, and very officially wrote out a check for the balance due and stuffed it in the pre-addressed envelope....

    ....also enclosing a Close to Home comic about dentists using webcams to examine patients long distance.  

    I actually really like that idea.

Friday, 10 July 2009

  • Grocery Store Fun

    I put in an order at the take-out Japanese food restuarant and then strolled up to the grocery store to burn a little time. I had something in mind. I wandered up and down the aisles a while before I gave up and looked for an employee. I found an unsuspecting fellow stocking nine lives cat food. He looked bored.

    "Excuse me, I'm looking for water balloons."

    The guy bounced up with a grin, abandoned his tedious project, and promptly set out in search of the desired items. I followed him all around the store until he asked the manager where they were. She, poor lady, had memorized the exact location of the water balloons and directed us thither. Therefore, I was victorious in my balloon quest, and later on that evening had a glorious water balloon fight in the back yard with two good friends.

    The end. 

     

Friday, 03 July 2009

  • A lil bit about stuff

    I live in the cozy medium sized town of Statesville and things do change from time to time. The storefront on Sullivan Avenue came under particular observation today.

    SHEAR'S TO YOU!

    Hair Salon

    and

     

    THE CHOP SHOP

    Barber Shop

     

    Really inspires confidence in those professionals to carefully trim your tresses eh? There's nothing like hometown humor.

    I've just discovered Pandora. Love it. I've never experienced a radio station I could actually control! This could become addictive.

    Writing wise, I'm preparing for a conference in October. It's a novelist retreat in Asheville. I'm rewriting the Poison Plot; I want to make it better and then take the constructive criticism I get there to...make it better. I enjoy an artform that can continually improve.  

    Still working as a paralegal, supporting my fiction habit

    The small fitness center near my house known as curves, yes i was a member, closed down due to a financial cruch. There and for, it may become necessary to brave the CROWDS of people at the YMCA. urg. Hello half-of-Statesville, I'm here to work out! I'm rather work-out shy. 

    That said, the Y has registration for volleyball on August 1st. WOO HOO!!! I'm not shy about a competitive sport.

    HAPPY FOURTH EVERYONE!! (Tis my 2nd favorite holiday!)

Sunday, 04 January 2009

  • Just what's going on.

    What do you do when you know that you’re going to fail again and again? When there is a weakness in your life that you fall prey to over and over again, with no hope of ever stopping it. As I sat in church, my pastor presented the answer. I think it soaked in. Either he was preaching better than usual or my recent quiet time Saturday afternoon reading the book of James while enjoying a Starbuck’s hazelnut latte blended with brevier had sharpened me up to hear it; maybe both. He took us to that familiar passage from the book of Isaiah and presented the following paraphrase: They that wait (live in expectancy) upon the Lord shall renew (or exchange their little triple AAA battery strength for the nuclear power plant of God’s strength) and shall mount up on wings as eagles (overcome natural impossibilities) they shall run and not grow weary; they shall walk and not faint (overcome natural weaknesses.) I like the idea of trading in my dinky AAA battery for God's ability to overcome the impossible pitfalls of human nature.

     

    Josh has an official girlfriend now. She's a sweetie named Renee from the sturdy state of Pennsylvania. I usually like whoever I meet from Pennsylvania and this girl is no exception. I do miss my bro tho. So does his life long buddy, Andrew Payne, who texts Josh in the middle of his outings with Renee to exact proper revenge.

    If all goes according to plan with his schooling, Josh will be an air traffic controller by the end of this year.

     

    My attorney (the one I work primarily for) became a partner at the firm on Friday!! Yay!! That's cause for celebration. If anybody would like to see the website for my place of work its www.crosswhitelaw.com

    Ok, I need to not browse this site too much. I'm getting too many ideas for a prank e-mail. Bad Bea!

     

    This year I intend to focus more on my novel writing. Now that I have my college degree, and a good start settling into a steady job, I'm ready to dive off into my adventures. I'm also outlining some possible writers conferences to attend.

     

    Still no word on the Certified Legal Assistant exam. I'm trying not to think about the results, but they should come in the next three weeks or so.

     

    Alright me amigos, I'm going off to maybe write a bit. Ta ta.

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

  • Um...What?

    The phone rang...

    "Hello, uh, is Debi there?" a lady inquired.

    "No ma'am she has already gone for the day, would you like to leave her a message?"

    "uh...uh well..." (This small hesitation ALWAYS means no....) "Well maybe you can help me."

    *cue ministry smile* "What can I help you with?"

    "I was going to ask her how you eat a pomegranite. Do you know how to eat a pomegranite? Do you cut it cross-ways or slice it like a melon?"

     

    Variety in telephone calls is important.

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    • Name: Lily-Bea
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